Snowman Jokes

What are snowmen's favorite breakfast food?
Frosted Flakes.


How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet.


What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.


How does Frosty the Snowman get around?
On an "ice"-icle!


What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball!


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.


What did Frosty's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder.


How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo!


What did the snowgirl say to her favorite snowboy ?
I love you snow much!


What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps.


What do you get when you cross Frosty with a shark?
Frost bite!


What's an ig ?
An eskimo's home without a loo.


What did the police officer say when he saw Frosty stealing?
"Freeze!"


What do you call a snowman using too much toothpaste?
Frothy the Snowman.


What do you call Frosty the Snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile.