Short Christmas Jokes

Who gives Xmas presents to chickens?
Santa Clucks.


What bird has wings but cannot fly?
A Roast turkey.


What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.


Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.


What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.


What happens to you at Christmas?
Yule be happy.


What kind are Santa's most favorite cookies?
The round kind.


Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.


Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.


What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve.


How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks.


Father to three-year old: "No a reindeer is not a horse with TV antenna."


What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball.


What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.


What do elephants sing at Xmas?
No-elephants, no elephants.


Who is the most famous singing elf?
Elf Vis.


Every year, Christmas becomes less a birthday and more a clearance sale. - Short Jokes about Cristmas


What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !


What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you.


Knock-Knock
Who's There
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas.


Some of these new toys are so creative and inventive. This year they have a Neurotic Doll. It's wound up already. - short Xmas Joke


What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
Baby reindeer.


What do you call a stingy elf?
Elfish.


Knock-Knock
Who's There
Avery
Avery who
Avery Merry-Christmas to you.


What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia.

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