What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you!
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?
Because he didn't want to be recognised!
Why don't reindeer like penguins?
They can't get the wrappers off!
Whats the difference between a biscuit and a reindeer
You can't dunk a reindeer in your tea!
Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?
The smallest ones.
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
When its a baby reindeer!
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every 'buck' is dear to him!
Why did the reindeer wear black boots?
Because his brown ones were all muddy.
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer also works as a maid?
Yup! Comet cleans sinks!
Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers.
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
A: This one will "sleigh" you!