Knock Knock Christmas Jokes

Knock-Knock
Who's There
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas



Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas!



Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Snow
Snow who ?
Snow business like show business!



Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Holly
Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again!



Knock-Knock
Who's There
Igloo
Igloo who?
Igloo Santa, like I knew Santa...



Knock-Knock
Who's There
Avery
Avery who
Avery Merry-Christmas to you.


Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who ?
Wenceslas train home?



Knock-Knock
Who's There
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne in a Manger...



Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Oakham
Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithfull...!


Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rudolph
Rudolph who ?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil!



What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!


Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy!



Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.



Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.



What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
Pour Santa flush on him.