Funny Christmas Jokes

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.


What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia. - funny jokes about Santa


Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.


Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him.


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.


What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
I don't like sprouts.


What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.


Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.


Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.

Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas?
She said "I could not work out what size her nose was".


Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends. - funny Christmas jokes


What's a good holiday tip?
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.


How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks.


Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's to far to walk.


Do you know what it is like to put up fifteen hundred Christmas lights on the roof of a house? The kids are giving two to one I'm gonna come down the chimney before Santa Claus does.


What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claus! - Funny Christmas Joke