Xmas Elf Jokes


Who is the most famous singing elf?     
Elf Vis.


What kind of music do elves like best?
"Wrap" music!


How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"


What is the most favorite elf pet?    
An Elflephant?


How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!


Why was Santa's little helper depressed?     
He had low Elf esteem.


Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem!


If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes!


How do elves get up into the workshop attic?
The Elflevator.


Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!


Santa rides in a sleigh.  What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!


Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
Cinder-"elf"-a!


How do you describe an elf who refuses to take a bath?  
Elfully smelly.


What do they call a wild elf in Texas?
Gnome on the range!


What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!


What do you call an elf who teaches english?  
A subordinate Claus.


What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills!


Why did Santa tell off one of his elves?
Because he was goblin his Christmas dinner!


Why do elves scratch themselves?
Because they're the only ones who know where its itchy!


If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes!


Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
Because he had the drum sticks!


Where do you find elves?
Depends where you left them!


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