Christmas Jokes for Kids

What did the snowman and his wife hang over their baby’s crib?
A Snow Mobile,


Why should you be careful at Christmas?
Thera are mince spies about.


What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.


How does Jack Frost travel to work?
By Icicle.


What is a mum's favourite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.


Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it is Decemberrrrrrr!


Why are turkeys wiser than chickens?
Ever heard of Kentucky Fried Turkey?


What rains at the north pole?
Reindeer!


What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitus.


How do you make opening your Christmas presents last longer?
Open them with boxing gloves on.


Did you hear about the cracker's Christmas party?
It went with a bang!


Who gives presents to chickens?
Santa Clucks.


Why can only tiny fairies sit under toadstools?
Because there is not mushroom.


Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy. - Xmas Joke


Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!


Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else!


What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season! - Funny Jokes for Kids


What is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt elf.


Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed!

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