Christmas Jokes About Animals
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?
A Merry-Christmas to Ewe!
What do elephants sing at Christmas?
No-elephants No elephants...!
How does Bullwinkle greet others at Christmas?
What do angry mice send each other?
Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb?
Because it would say "Ba aa aaaa -Humbug!"
What's the most boring animal?
A polar bore!
Why don't penguins fly?
Because they're too short to be pilots!
What is a snake's favorite Christmas carol?
What is the best key to get at Christmas?
What sort of insects love snow?
What squeaks and is scary?
The Ghost of Christmouse Past!
What did Santa get when he crossed a woodpecker with kleenex?
What do sheep say to Santa?
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!
What do you call a penguin wearing ear muffs?
Anything, he can't hear you!
What is the favorite Christmas treat for ducks?
What food do you get when you cross a snowman with a polar bear?
A "brrr" - "grrr"!
What is twenty feet tall, has sharp teeth and goes Ho Ho Ho?