Christmas Jokes About Animals

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?
A Merry-Christmas to Ewe!


What do elephants sing at Christmas?
No-elephants No elephants...!


How does Bullwinkle greet others at Christmas?
Merry Chrismoose!


What do angry mice send each other?
Cross-mouse cards!


Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb?
Because it would say "Ba aa aaaa -Humbug!"


What's the most boring animal?
A polar bore!


Why don't penguins fly?
Because they're too short to be pilots!


What is a snake's favorite Christmas carol?
Ssssssssssssleigh Ride.


What is the best key to get at Christmas?
A turkey!


What sort of insects love snow?
Mo-ski-toes!


What squeaks and is scary?
The Ghost of Christmouse Past!


What did Santa get when he crossed a woodpecker with kleenex?
Rapping paper!


What do sheep say to Santa?
Seasons bleatings!


How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!


What do you call a penguin wearing ear muffs?
Anything, he can't hear you!


What is the favorite Christmas treat for ducks?
Christmas Quackers.


What food do you get when you cross a snowman with a polar bear?
A "brrr" - "grrr"!


What is twenty feet tall, has sharp teeth and goes Ho Ho Ho?
Tyranno-santa Rex!