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Christmas Jokes
Christmas is the time for great fun and merry making. Everyone wishes to be a bit light hearted during the Xmas time. Funny Christmas jokes bring a quick smile even to a grumble face. Jokes are just jokes, not meant to be taken seriously. Smile over, and enjoy this Christmas with cheery Christmas jokes:
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus.
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claus.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's to far to walk.
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Because a little water ends both of them.
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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